• Will the idea of glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
• What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
• Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.
• I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any.
• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
• I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
• Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care.
• I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
• Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
• I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”
• Need an ark? I Noah guy.
• You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
• I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
• Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
• To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing!
• Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: "No sun.”
  
  𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒅𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒔' 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒅𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕?
  
  𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆?
  
  𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 '𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝑷𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏' 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕?

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